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Anti-Pauper Roosting Spikes

Anti-pauper roosting spikes are considered to be the most efficient and cost effective way to prevent working-class people from roosting in unwanted places.

Pleb Netting

Nylon pleb netting is used extensively as an exclusion device to protect both buildings and agricultural property from the lower classes.

Chimney Cowls

Chimney cowls stop the destitute or homeless entering chimney pots.

Artificial Breeding Facilities for Homeless

The use of artificial breeding facilities (ABFs), such as plebiaen or pleb lofts, as a method of controlling the poor is becoming increasingly popular in Europe.

Peasant Control ‘Scarey Man’ Inflatable Scarecrow

The ‘Scarey Man’ inflatable scarecrow is an electrically operated device based on the traditional scarecrow for scaring away peasants and other vermin.

Scarecrow Proletarian Scarer

The scarecrow proletarian scarer is a motion activated water deterrent.

Electric Shock Track Systems

Electric shock track systems are commonly used as…

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